A Modern Sort of Mystic

Jaqui Lokadottir

I've got a story in my pocket and a bag full of apples. I'm rewriting this fairy tale whether you like it or not.

32 years old, Anglo/Cubanoamericana, Rökkatru, fat, kinky, poly, mentally ill, and queer. They/them/theirs or she/her/hers. Fandom, social justice, and random pagan/heathen content. Sometimes fic happens.

Before anyone gets any bright ideas: the god I worship and the character I fangirl over (and sometimes roleplay) are two very different guys who happen to share the same name.

I have an amazing and wonderful partner with whom I hope to spend the rest of my life, as well as a nice married couple I'm dating, and someone else I'm intensely platonic with.

Following me? Have specific triggers that don't fall in the categories I tag for already? Send an ask letting me know so I can tag them for your blocking pleasure!

dethklokvevo:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol
didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are fdmnr4 black ok i see yall

this is bullshit. no one go see this bullshit movie

dethklokvevo:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol

didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are fdmnr4 black ok i see yall

this is bullshit. no one go see this bullshit movie

(via forgetpolitics)


sanagii:

Latina power!

sanagii:

Latina power!

(via forgetpolitics)


hawk-and-handsaw:

a crappy info-doodle about something v important 2 me

(via lgbtlaughs)


mildlyautisticsuperdetectives:

HERE IT IS. THIS IS IT. MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM COMMUNITY. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.

(Source: godyoutalkpretty, via forgetpolitics)


acykeforsoreeyes:

myxtv:

A special public service announcement from mskristinawong

Full episode of “I’m Asian American and… I Want Reparations for Yellow Fever” online now exclusively at http://www.myx.tv/IAAA!

On point but lbr, its happening among the women too. I have/had a few Koreaboo friends that became unbearable to be around in public because of how they would jump on any Asian man they suspected of being Korean. Their interest in these guys never went beyond their race and whatever K-drama/K-pop influenced fantasies running through their mind. That shit always made me uncomfortable and angry so it’s good to see more Asian-Americans addressing this problem.

(via wickedgirlssavingourselves)


  • cishet anon: i am a queersexual transgendered and im here to say you are very rude to straight people. they are amazing and only try to help you - erm, i mean us, us! hating on The Cisnormal and Heteronormal people is heterophobic and homosexist. i am a 100% legit gaysexual saying this so if you don't do as i say you're being a homophone

If My Dog Could Talk
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......

misandry-mermaid:

lolatprolife:

personhoodusa:

Human life begins at the moment of fertilization. http://ift.tt/1xeARBj

Some days you don’t even need to make fun of them, they do it all themselves. - Rachel

misandry-mermaid:

lolatprolife:

personhoodusa:

Human life begins at the moment of fertilization. http://ift.tt/1xeARBj

Some days you don’t even need to make fun of them, they do it all themselves. - Rachel

(via wordscanbesexy)


evil-bones-mccoy:

gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

/screams loudly

(Source: bisexualethanhunt, via tokidokifish)


sapphicscience:

this is a good time to note that if you don’t think trans women are women i’d like you to get the fuck away from my blog

(via actuallyclintbarton)